THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.

AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

1. noonshiner reblogged this from im-not-on-the-tweeter
2. thefrinkercorp reblogged this from fuck-niggabitches-hoe
3. v-ipassana likes this
4. ahbonjour reblogged this from 10mustache-cash-stach10
5. elilucky reblogged this from 4everratchets
6. sarurunkamui likes this
7. d0nt-panicc reblogged this from forever-affinity
8. z4ph31l reblogged this from mythmonster
9. for-alwayss reblogged this from alwaysfallingtoohard
10. abbi14 likes this
11. doctorninjaspy reblogged this from pokefan182
12. fucktheheartless reblogged this from n0timpressed
13. beautifullyspiritual likes this
14. fuck-niggabitches-hoe reblogged this from theonethingforme
15. thatgirlemily94 reblogged this from thebastardiny0u
16. prettyfreakingepic likes this
17. namastesaudade reblogged this from forever-affinity
18. c4stle-of-gl4ss likes this
19. thebastardiny0u reblogged this from theonethingforme
20. theonethingforme reblogged this from forever-affinity
21. theonethingforme likes this
22. whiteofheart reblogged this from forever-affinity
23. earthtothemorgue reblogged this from soemily
24. forever-affinity reblogged this from welcometothesilverparade
25. 4everratchets reblogged this from lovesexxandmagicc
26. nimblermortal reblogged this from calinaestel
27. nimblermortal likes this
28. barbie52610 likes this
29. marieefonseca reblogged this from n0timpressed
30. 250485 likes this
31. n0timpressed reblogged this from neonxiss
32. erythrophobi-a likes this
33. mousiepiepants reblogged this from atlandim
34. calinaestel reblogged this from mythmonster and added:

    Shall I take this as an offer, my love?

35. vafaxd reblogged this from kashakakes
36. vafaxd likes this
37. clayith13 reblogged this from clayith13
38. sugaredyellowtulips reblogged this from doeeyes19
39. nothings-real-inside likes this
40. chlooooooooway reblogged this from lovesexxandmagicc
41. mr-inkywinkyd00dledo reblogged this from emma-nugget182
42. mr-inkywinkyd00dledo likes this
43. ladoss24601 reblogged this from lucylocket10
44. kashakakes reblogged this from pokefan182
45. kashakakes likes this
46. thatpinkpromdress reblogged this from worth-the-drive and added:

    i heard this on the bachelorette

47. thatpinkpromdress likes this
48. lovesexxandmagicc reblogged this from livelyshadows
49. honestly215 reblogged this from princessdz
50. livelyshadows reblogged this from lucyonthemoon
51. Show more notesLoading...